"Happy Birthday..."That's not the odd bit. It is Katie's birthday today*. And I'd expect her mother to know. She was there for the original one, after all. Anyway, the entire message was:
"Happy Birthday to my darling daughter. I have the bone density of a 30-year old, you know."Mad as a badger.
(*And it's mine on Sunday. I like single malt. And Bentley motor cars. I'm just saying.)