Friday, 3 April 2009

Take my mother-in-law

Katie has just received a text message from her mother. It says:
"Happy Birthday..."
That's not the odd bit. It is Katie's birthday today*. And I'd expect her mother to know. She was there for the original one, after all. Anyway, the entire message was:
"Happy Birthday to my darling daughter. I have the bone density of a 30-year old, you know."
Mad as a badger.

(*And it's mine on Sunday. I like single malt. And Bentley motor cars. I'm just saying.)

2 comments:

Comet Girl said...

Mummy must be feeling her age at having an adult daughter. Her last bone density test was good, so therefore she's not as old as you think? Or, she's mad as a hatter, or badger, whatever! Happy birthday to the misses.

Tom said...

That has to be one of the most unique things I've ever heard for a birthday. I wish I'd thought of it.
Mad as a badger, indeed.

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