Apparently, and this is some sort of surprise to many, it can get a little bit wet and blustery in Britain in March. So much of a surprise that it makes headlines. The 24-hour news channels have had a field day. So this is what news reporting has come to - essentially telling us, using every medium available, that it's a bit blowy out there at the moment.
"Bears Reported To Be Apt To Defecate In Heavily Forested Areas"
"Leader Of The Holy Roman Church Discovered Not Only To Be Of The Catholic Persuasion, But Also Rather Fond Of Balconies".
I ask you.