Originally proposed names for I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

1. I Find It Hard To Sustain Credence in This Spread's Origins
2. This Foodstuff is Undermining My Entire Belief System
3. Surely This is Going to Contribute to My Ongoing Issues With Sat Fats? No? Blimey!
   
4. I Can't Believe It's Actually a Blend of Different Vegetable Oils, Water, Sweet Cream, Salt and Beta Carotene
5. I Refuse To Countenance The Possibility That This Substance Did Not Originally Emerge From a Cow
6. I Don't Want To Get Into Another Argument With You, But Surely This Is Merely Churned Fermented Milk?
7. If This Isn't Butter I Don't Think I'll Be Able To Trust Again
8. You Want the Truth About Your Spread? You Can't Handle the Truth About Your Spread!
   
9. Remember That Time Your Parents Told You Your Puppy Had Gone To Live on a Farm Rather Than Fronting Up and Telling You The Truth? Well, This is Nothing Like That.
10. Margarine.

Nothing like being topical. It's been out for ten years and only now am I getting around to mentioning it.